Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004

Dark Knight

A variation of the bat wing, a Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see.

The only thing I could see as I walked into my room was the shadow of a dark knight.

by tank the frank December 20, 2008

Dark Knight

Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.

Dude stop being a Dark Knight

by DMHStudios12 May 3, 2018

Dark Knight

Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.

Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”

by Tel Daco June 10, 2018

Dark Knight

typically though of, as evil. whether he is or not, is uncertain. definitly menacing.

That Dark Knight is a menace, like that queef.

by Bradford Allen Smith August 17, 2003

Dark knight

A douche bag black cop

Tyrone drop out of college and became a cop.

So he's a dark knight now?

by Dikcphuck January 24, 2017

Dark Knight

Someone who sits in the restroom long enough that the automatic lights turn off on them.

I just ran into the Dark Knight in the restroom.

by ldogg76 August 3, 2017