Dark Knight

Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.
Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
by Tel Daco May 27, 2018
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Dark Knight

Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.
Dude stop being a Dark Knight
by DMHStudios12 January 13, 2018
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Dark Knight

typically though of, as evil. whether he is or not, is uncertain. definitly menacing.
That Dark Knight is a menace, like that queef.
by Bradford Allen Smith August 17, 2003
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The Dark Knight

The best fucking film i have ever fucking seen, its so fucking good i have to justify it by swearing so fucking much when im not even fucking defining a fucking swear word, i saw this film last night and it was absa-fuckin-lutely the best film ever made by anyone in the history of the fuckin world, heath ledger rules over every scene that would have otherwise been dominated by christian bale, holy crap some of the scenes were so fuckin exciting i almost pissed my pants. 2 fuckin billion out of 10
"i just cummed"
"why, did u just watch the dark knight"
"yeah"
by sam osborne July 24, 2008
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The Dark Knight

A movie that proves that when a production staff actually works to make a sincerely great movie, it will, in the end, pay off infinitely better than the endless flood of quickie cash-ins that comprise 90% of Hollywood's output these days.
The Dark Knight is one of the best movies of the past several years, and excels in every way it aims to.
by Voidsoul August 01, 2008
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The Dark Knight

A kick-ass movie about Batman, the Joker, and Two-Face.
Hey, I saw The Dark Knight in IMAX.
by doggienurse July 19, 2008
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