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dangershank

The act of masturbation while simultaneously defocating then calling attention to ones self, with the aim being to finish both activities before being caught.See Dangerwank. The word Dangershank is adapted from dangerwank, but with the words Shit and Wank being combined to create the shank.
"The Dangershank i had last night was joke, barely got my kegs up when my mum came in"
by Bentley July 16, 2008
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dunderfish

The act of putting a fish in a girls vagina, then fishing it out with your teeth. Also a masturbating technique for girls, except they use their fingers instead of teeth.
Guy 1 "My girlfriend got a goldfish the other day."

Guy 2 "Why? Those things are boring as hell, man."

Guy 1 "Yeah she thought so too. She just wanted one handy in case she wanted to dunderfish"

Guy 2 "Oh that's smart thinking."
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dangershit

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.
Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.
by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007
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Olivia DangerField

Edward: Olivia DangerField is danger to your eyes.

Brian: Nice lets kill her.
by Bruh what are you June 2, 2018
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Dangerised

A sense of being in danger. More specifically related to the phenomenon experienced by passengers in a vehicle, whereby an involuntary and instinctive movement of the foot occurs due to the late braking of the driver.
Naheem's emergency stop dangerised Alex so much that his foot went through the car floor. Damn yo!!!
by Naheemster March 12, 2008
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hangerfishing

An amateur abortion preformed with a hanger
When his brother got a girl pregnant, dom went hangerfishing inside her and terminated the pregnancy.
by MGANT February 21, 2011
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Callum Dangerfield

The most attractive human being in existence. He is the god of brawl stars and marvel rivals. If Callum Dangerfield’s eyes turn run, RED.
Guy - Dude this guy is such a Callum Dangerfield.
My uncle - Yeah I Know, what a chad
by Callum’s Fangirl January 16, 2025
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