Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong

Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.

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Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

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“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

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The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

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Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

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Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

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