danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 07, 2021

Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020

Danger noodle

Another word for Penis

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle”

by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021

Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

by majestic sea flap flap January 17, 2016

Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

by nari!<3 October 13, 2021