Dallas Stars

Best mother fucking team in the NHL, best fans, best city, best arena (American airlines stadium kicks ass (especially since theres a damn nice hooters a block away)

One of our many quirks is shouting STARS at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the star spangle banner at the beginning of the game

douche: hey what team do you represent

Stars fan: the big D-a-double l-a-s STARS!! (dallas stars)

douche: ohh I dont like them

Stars fan: I will now be completely polite in shaking your hand and saying WHY THE HELL NOT??!!

by qwertyuiop (thats the first line of the key board smart ass) March 18, 2007

dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.

After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012

Dallas Sorority

This commonly refers to an all female office in corporate America, located in the mid-west (I.E. Dallas). They distinguish themselves by giggling during conference calls and sending smiley faces in emails and IMs. Usually girls with names like Kristi, Melody, Destiny and Jennie. They tend to act busy when everybody know they have nothing to do.

Remote Office in Charlotte: Hey Kristi, did you get that loan into closing.

Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHE. :) Yes, but it was really hard. I had to order VOMs, VOEs, Payoffs. It took all day.

Remote Office in Charlotte: Well, Kristi. Thats your job. Its why we pay you.

Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :) :) that right sorry.

by The Greatest 44 July 9, 2009

Dallas Steak Taxi

A car with at least 4 dudes in it that travels around town looking for a lone woman to gang bang. The woman is usually left confused and bleeding when the deed is done.

It was late at night and most of the woman in the neighborhood knew better than to walk the streets for fear of being picked up by a Dallas Steak Taxi.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

Dallas Slop-Trough

When you shove your dick furiously into someone’s feeding tube

“Did you hear Mandy was hospitalized in that car crash? She’s been in a coma for 3 weeks”

“Damn, she bad asf tho I’d still give her the Dallas Slop-Trough”

by FeedingTubeSex August 20, 2023

Dallas Stars

A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.

Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011