daffynition

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.

Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Daffodility

Your inner girliness; hidden female nature

iCarly: 'Embrace your inner daffodility!'

by bookaddict209 May 30, 2009

Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd

the most legendary name a person could ever bear.....

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad

by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021

dafydd

An extremely cute person who is loved by all.

"Have you seen dafydd today?"

"Yes, how cute is he?"

by Spiritmonster February 25, 2015

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

daffy

Crazy. Madly deranged and completely nuts. Foolish; stupid or mentally imbalanced.

Common british slang for daft.

Someone should tell the building super that the daffy french woman has locked the fire escapes with padlocks again.

by soma616 October 19, 2005

Daffed

To get Drunk As Fuck

Jaap: Whoa dude, what happened last night?

Grant: Dude, we got daffed!

by Granth January 18, 2009