DADS

Acronym for "Dumb As Dog Shit". Implies that someone is quite ignorant and un-intelligent

Megan Fox is DADS.....Or Jessica Simpson is DADS or.. Kyle Sandilands is DADS... Pete Doherty is DADS.. (Sorry to any fans for these celebs in advance)

by giuliocc October 7, 2009

DADS

An acronym for Dumb As Dog Shit.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)

Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.

This young man electrocuted himself by sticking a knife into a power point. Obviously he had a terminal case of DADS disease.

by Claudia Rose July 8, 2006

DADS

Diarrhea After Drinking Shits.
The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release

shit drunk hungover dying trashed turnt poop diarrhea dad

Tonya: I don't feel very good
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.

by ScrambledMegs December 23, 2015

DADS

Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.

"Ugh I feel like shit"
"Go take your DADS, you'll feel better"

by Supastar4286 April 25, 2016

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Wow after a heccas last night, I'm experiencing serious DADS

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

by Death Keeper June 8, 2019

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.

“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”

by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019