no duh

A blunt reply to a statement that is obvious; sarcastic agreement--"oh really?"

Synonym: no shit

1) No duh Ivan is the strongest one on the team; he stays late to work out.

2) You're going to get in trouble if you steal your teacher's notes. No duh!

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Duh

means "Of course you idiot"

"Did you know he was gay?"
"Duh"

by Alison February 8, 2005

duh

Patently obvious to the most casual observer.

Gergles: I'm getting older.
Sasquatch: Duh. And uglier.

by sousi March 11, 2007

Duh

An expression that someone says when another person says something obvious or dumb.

Person 1: Hey look I can see myself in the mirror!
Person 2: duh.

by Krazy Boi December 25, 2018

duh

Sound used to imitate a mentally retarded person as an answer to an obvious remark or question. The person using "duh" is thereby sarcastically indicating that he/she is not retarded and the forgoing remark or question is obvious to him/her.

Him: Hey, to insert a column you have to press the column insert menu!
Me: Duh! No kidding!

by martaze August 28, 2008

duh

A basic unit of measurement of human stupidity. One "duh" is a single unit of stupidity, for example, misplacing your keys would be approximately one duh. Due to the large amounts of stupidity present in the world, more practical units are megaduhs(10^6) or gigaduhs(10^9). Still larger units such as exaduhs(10^18) or yottaduhs(10^24) are more appropriate for measuring stupidity on a global level.

George Bush's tenure would have to be measured in yottaduhs.

by kpatz January 23, 2009

Duh

A word someone says when they're being condescending, even if the situation does not call for it.

Friend: I took a trip to nostalgia land
D-bag: Look on the bright side, it means more people can enjoy old anime now.
Friend: Uhh, why would I look on the bright side even though my comment never implied something negative.
D-bag: Because you need to experience the dark side to fully value the bright side.. DUH!!!
Friend: Uhh, I still don't see how any of that is relevant to my comment, you make zero sense.
D-bag: No, it means you have no common sense, DUH!!! Go back to school retard.

by John Rackham December 5, 2021