Dora the Explorer 

A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).

Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*

Dora the Explorer by paper man September 5, 2008

dora the explorer 

Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.

*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*

Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!

dora the explorer by shitguy January 10, 2008

Dora the Explorer 

Dumb bitch. She also has to attack that fox's conscience. She yells at it, repeatedly, telling it how bad, and mean it is for stealing some useless shit that she has, that she can find again in about 10 minutes. I think her and the monkey are partners. That monkey won't shut the fuck up.

Dora the Explorer, you're fucking gonna die. First I'm gonna kill your god damn parents, and skin that monkey RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

Boots: Holy shit Dora! I'm trippin' BALLS!

Dora: *Laughs* Me too...

Boots: Oh shit. They're filming us.

Dora: Fuck! Hey guys, get that map out. Don't just pull it out and look at it, start chanting 'map'.

Boots: Ok. lets go to that Windy Canyon.

Dora: Is it windy there?

Boots: Lalalalala! You're Dora the Explorer!

Dora: Hehe... Boots... You're so fucked up...

Dora the Explorer by im a goldfish September 6, 2007

dora the explorer 

A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".

Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch

dora the explorer by jamal February 18, 2004

Dora the Explorer 

A snotty 7 year old with no brains who travels on an adventure every FUCKING DAY with her homosexual monkey, boots.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".

I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.

Dora The Explorer: C'mon boots. Let's go get fucked up.
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!

Dora the Explorer by Dilzx33 October 4, 2008

Dora The Explorer 

A messed up show for toddlers.

THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!

Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O

DORA THE EXPLORER
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!

Dora The Explorer by B0b Marl3y October 1, 2008

Dora the explorer 

Some little four year old, whiney spanish bitch who gets fucked over on acid on her show that appears on television daily. This program insults even those of the lowest form of intelligence.(Example: FOX producers who cancel every good show on the air -.-.) Who the fuck creates a character that's a fucking monkey that wears boots? And guess what, it's name is Boots. Creative,eh? They should've given it a thong and named it Sir Fancy. You know that's what Dora wants. Kinky time with a monkey. Fuckin' show. And you 'interact' with it.What the fuck does that mean? You don't. There's a little blue arrow that points at things. Oh,right. This is creating intelligent children for the future. No wonder humanity is doomed. Oh, and what about that gay-ass fox thing who steals shit. The only way to stop it is for Dora to say 'Swiper,no swiping' or some shit. And then the little wannabe badass fox thing touches himself and runs into the woods. Come on. That's pathetic. These toddlers and going to grow up into adults and when some drunk guy tries to steal something off one, they're gong to yell 'Swiper, no swiping.' You know how fucked up that is? I'd rather go swallow razors and then drink salty lemonade then have to see a fucked over four year old sing to inanimate fucking objects again.

Some Dipshit: I dressed up as Dora the Explorer for hallowe'en, and got nailpolish remover forced down my throat.
Someone in their right mind: AHAHA You dumb fuck.

Dora the explorer by H1tl3r August 17, 2007