by Les Ashill August 25, 2008

noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.
"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."
by Uncle Chipsy March 25, 2008

A Donker is a meat donut
this is a donut made entirely out of meat
they were popularized in the book April Morning
this is a donut made entirely out of meat
they were popularized in the book April Morning
Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)
by His Royal Dudeness December 9, 2008

after receiving a really good blow job, grab the base of the penis and flap it so that the head of the penis hits her in the forehead.
After receiving some of the best oral sex in his life, Al gave his girlfriend a donker, just to say thank you.
by scheckeroo July 30, 2008

If somebody ever pisses you off, call them a donker. They won't know what it means unless they pull up the definition on Urban Dictionary... Just saying (;
by boss ass bitch (; July 10, 2016

music genre NRG and scouse have a beat which is constant called a donk people are addicted to this beat and therefore call themselves donkers
by maz214 March 22, 2008
