Donato smash

The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.

Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.

by Sandman_0012 December 15, 2017

Gabriel Donato Ortiz

A guy with a big cock, a gigachad, with ultimate Rizz, he watched skibidi toilet on a steak 4 times

Gabriel Donato Ortiz Is such a guy, he fucked my by surprise and I liked it

by Thesussybeaner October 25, 2023

Donato

Bitch ass nigga who likes cock and balls. He stinks like shit and doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit. He loves to take it up the pooper. When he feels sad he looks to others to make fun of but at the end of the day he's the butt of the joke. Goofy ahh niqqa that sucks balls at pokemon TCG and will never be better than John.

Donato's POV: IM A BITCH ASS NIGGA

by Monsterman9000 January 22, 2025

Stefano Donato

Little short man under 5ft with a crooked nose

I don’t want to be Stefano Donato

by XxJesus November 11, 2019

Pulling a Donato

Appearing busy whilst doing nothing that is productive or measurable.

Jeff: "Hi Bill, where have you been?"

Bill: "Pulling a Donato dude, I've been building a clock out of egg timers"

Jeff: "What a good idea"

by BoatyInTheYard February 14, 2024

Donato energy

When a person has little to no understanding of the properties of food, makes audacious claims about food and is always wrong but decides to untuck their lips and say it anyway.

"You peel grapes, that's some Donato energy"

"Blue band is the best spread ever"- Prime example of Donato energy

by Norway'sfinest:) February 16, 2022

Christian donato

Christian Donato is the best guy around. He overall is so caring, talented, and intelligent. He is the best friend anyone can have and an even better boyfriend. He’s a supportive teammate and a great classmate. He’s always worried about someone else instead of always about himself. He tries his best at everything he does and he is the best no matter what happens. He is so hot and sexy too. He has the best body ever and he is so beautiful. I love him more than anyone and anything. He’s my favorite person and my best friend forever.

Yo do you guys know Christian Donato? He’s the best guy around. I just love him.

by iamcuteandfunny October 31, 2023