Carl: "How are you registered to vote?"
Chad: "I'm a card-carrying member of the DNC."
Carl: "Why?"
Chad: "Because they abolished slavery."
Carl: "Not true. Regarding the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments, the DNC attempted to block their passage and keep slavery legal but had enough dissenters join in with the Republicans to get the 2/3 majority each Amendment needed to pass. 12 days after the ratification of the 13th Amendment, several high-ranking DNC members formed the Ku Klux Klan in Pulaski, Tennessee to harass, intimidate, beat and kill freed slaves."
Chad: "Dude, that's hypocritical of them. I'm leaving the DNC and going Independent."
Chad: "I'm a card-carrying member of the DNC."
Carl: "Why?"
Chad: "Because they abolished slavery."
Carl: "Not true. Regarding the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments, the DNC attempted to block their passage and keep slavery legal but had enough dissenters join in with the Republicans to get the 2/3 majority each Amendment needed to pass. 12 days after the ratification of the 13th Amendment, several high-ranking DNC members formed the Ku Klux Klan in Pulaski, Tennessee to harass, intimidate, beat and kill freed slaves."
Chad: "Dude, that's hypocritical of them. I'm leaving the DNC and going Independent."
by HoorfRedux February 22, 2021
Get the DNCmug. DNC stands for Definitely Not a Crap.
A "crap" is an attractive girl. When you see them you say, "oh, crap."
So when the term DNC is used, you are referring to an unattractive woman.
A "crap" is an attractive girl. When you see them you say, "oh, crap."
So when the term DNC is used, you are referring to an unattractive woman.
by Jua117 August 26, 2011
Get the DNCmug. 
Initials for: "Dude, Not Cool". A quick way to express annoyance or anger with a friend or associate when their stupidity or incompetence has reached a level that has left you without words, or is otherwise unacceptable.
Joe: Hey, Mike! I saw Matt's daughter with some of her friends at a club last night. I would totally hit that.
Mike: Don't ever tell him that story. You shouldn't have even told me; that's a total 'DNC'.
OR
Josh: Dude, last night at dinner, I accidentally told my mom that you had a crush on her.
Pete: What the fcuk? DNC.
Mike: Don't ever tell him that story. You shouldn't have even told me; that's a total 'DNC'.
OR
Josh: Dude, last night at dinner, I accidentally told my mom that you had a crush on her.
Pete: What the fcuk? DNC.
by Darkhed May 16, 2009
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Get the dncmug.