Darkhed's definitions
verb. past, pluperfect, and future perfect version of the word eat
To encounter an event, obstacle, or objective which is so trivial in comparison to the subject-actor's ability that the subject easily overcomes, ignores, achieves, or obtains in excess the event/obstacle/objective.
Metaphorically framing an event/obstacle/objective as similar to the relatively common act of eating food, to elevate the esteem/reputation of the subject-actor by implying that the event/obstacle/objective is easy, unremarkable, or ineffective compared to some trait or skill that the subject-actor's has.
See also, sibling terms "eating" and "I eat those"
To encounter an event, obstacle, or objective which is so trivial in comparison to the subject-actor's ability that the subject easily overcomes, ignores, achieves, or obtains in excess the event/obstacle/objective.
Metaphorically framing an event/obstacle/objective as similar to the relatively common act of eating food, to elevate the esteem/reputation of the subject-actor by implying that the event/obstacle/objective is easy, unremarkable, or ineffective compared to some trait or skill that the subject-actor's has.
See also, sibling terms "eating" and "I eat those"
A: Did you see my runtime just now?
B: Yea you ate, you went off.
C: You made it look easy! Butttt, I heard they're adding extra hurdles to the 500m race.
A: Pft, so what? I eat those. You'll see, after the tournament we'll be eating good, we'll be scooping up gold medal after gold medal.
*****
E: Me and F had a fight behind the school yesterday.
F: Damn, what? His punches hard! what you do, you don't even look scratched
E: I was in the wrong so I just stood there and ate his punches until he tired himself out.
B: Yea you ate, you went off.
C: You made it look easy! Butttt, I heard they're adding extra hurdles to the 500m race.
A: Pft, so what? I eat those. You'll see, after the tournament we'll be eating good, we'll be scooping up gold medal after gold medal.
*****
E: Me and F had a fight behind the school yesterday.
F: Damn, what? His punches hard! what you do, you don't even look scratched
E: I was in the wrong so I just stood there and ate his punches until he tired himself out.
by Darkhed June 29, 2023

Initials for: "Dude, Not Cool". A quick way to express annoyance or anger with a friend or associate when their stupidity or incompetence has reached a level that has left you without words, or is otherwise unacceptable.
Joe: Hey, Mike! I saw Matt's daughter with some of her friends at a club last night. I would totally hit that.
Mike: Don't ever tell him that story. You shouldn't have even told me; that's a total 'DNC'.
OR
Josh: Dude, last night at dinner, I accidentally told my mom that you had a crush on her.
Pete: What the fcuk? DNC.
Mike: Don't ever tell him that story. You shouldn't have even told me; that's a total 'DNC'.
OR
Josh: Dude, last night at dinner, I accidentally told my mom that you had a crush on her.
Pete: What the fcuk? DNC.
by Darkhed May 16, 2009
