Dismal Jimmy

A beard comprised of only the hair circling the mouth, forming a near pencil thin ring. The rest of the face is bare. Often associated with the wearer being a douchebag and feeling the urge to punch the wearer in the face.

Josh: “Did you see Mike shaved his face and has a dismal jimmy now?”
Darryl: “I know… I kind of want to punch him in the face.”

by RougeBerry March 9, 2025

infinitely dismal

Beyond hopeless. Approx. 0 percent chance of success. Despairingly bleak outlook.

Your chances of getting with Natalie Portman are infinitely dismal.

by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

Doctor Dismal

A very mediocre doctor who was forced to become a doctor after taking his car insurance and treats people of depression, Anxiety, and pure interest idiocy . He has a PhD in Neurology so I guess he barley counts as a doctor.

John: Hey man doctor dismal sucks, he gave me aspirin to treat my severe Heartburn’s

by DismalAzeth April 18, 2019

groundhog dismay

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.

I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.

by jpg3 January 2, 2012

dismality

Something that one has done that is considered dismal.

CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

by Kevin the Cardboard Box March 5, 2021

Disnalysis

The deep, thorough analysis of characters, themes, events, etc. presented in works by Disney

Disnerd No. 1: The truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric. Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.
Disnerd No. 2: That's some hardcore Disnalysis.

by disnerd#2 October 10, 2013

dsmaldadmsla

A random keyboard sequence of letters that displays frustration from life

What a dsmaldadmsla day..

by A Frustrated CS Student July 9, 2021