"Where are you from?"-idiot
"The one and only, son. I'm from the Dirty Dirty."-Jersey person
"OHHH lol what's your exit??? LOL. NEW JOISEY!!"-idiot
"I will kill you, seriously."-Jersey person
Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.