Dirk 

Dirk is the name of a really sweet guy who is very complicated and likes to make it seem like he's got everything under control (even if his life is a mess).

Dirk's are usually very passionate about the things they love and can get pretty defensive if someone tells them they're doing it "wrong". Dirk's are commonly very caring and would do anything for the people they love, but they also like to appear emotionally detached and they most likely have very low self-esteem.

If you know someone named Dirk and they consider you a friend you should know that they truly care about you even if they don't talk to you very much, he just has a lot on his plate.

Person 1: Man that guy looks like he's really got it all together!

Person 2: Nah man that's just what he wants you to think! He's such a Dirk.

Dirk by rolal June 20, 2017

dirk 

A person who looks realy great. A sort of prototype.

Wow, *person* looks so good. He sure is a dirk

dirk by awan January 7, 2005

dirk 

a really cool person, someone who is so cool everyone wants to be him. usually dresses in big open shirts to show off his chest. gets all the girls.

man, baxter is such a dirk, he gets all the girls and he dresses like a porn star

dirk by -jan February 10, 2005

dirk 

1) a small dagger of Scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game "Dragon's Lair", short for "Dirk the Daring"

Dirk the Daring killed someone with a dirk.

dirk by eatsdoodoo May 2, 2004

Dirk 

The process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.

The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".

"Anyone fancy a Dirk in the shed tonight?"

Dirk by GLEN123 August 22, 2009

dirk 

In great physical shape. pronounced 'durk'

have you been working out? you look really dirk.

dirk by J.Po December 6, 2006

Dirk 

Milder form of saying dick. Used as a code word in places where recognizable profane words are unacceptable such as a work place.

Hey girl, did you meet the new guy yet? He was being such a dirk! He won't last long around here once the boss finds out...

Dirk by Spaghetti Yhetti September 12, 2016