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slap some dick on it

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.
The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".
by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
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Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.
Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.
by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011
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stick a dick in it

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
by Suzi January 7, 2004
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that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
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Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
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PUT A DICK IN IT!
by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015
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Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.
I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.
by Cole1010 January 10, 2008
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i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.
joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it
by myniggachucknorris August 14, 2008
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