Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

Dick punch December

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

tsunami dick punch

A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face

Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.

by Skrambles the death dealer February 20, 2015

death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.

Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.

by Bon38 October 2, 2011

National dick punch day

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

by Booty bandit February 25, 2019

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017