You DH.
by MC Devvo rulezzz July 22, 2008
Short for Desperate Hoe. There are two definitions: (1) someone so desperate and needy that it warrants the name "DH," and (2) someone so passively aggressive and jealous that throws so much shade at people being happy because he/she wants to be happy too.
Christine: OMGGGGGG... I'm so lonely, I want a boyfriend already.
Michelle: Just shut up already. You're such a DH.
Christine: Cries.
Christine: Wow.
Virginia: Wow what?
Christine: A second profile picture with your boyfriend? As if one is not enough.
Derek: You're just jealous. You're such a DH.
Michelle: Just shut up already. You're such a DH.
Christine: Cries.
Christine: Wow.
Virginia: Wow what?
Christine: A second profile picture with your boyfriend? As if one is not enough.
Derek: You're just jealous. You're such a DH.
by CWongster October 22, 2015
DH stands for Dreamhack.It's the world's largest computer festival. It is an event in Sweden. You bring your own computer and play games like counter strike or wow etc. You can go to DHS which is dreamhack summer or DHW which is dreamhack winter.
by Josefine bambi March 21, 2011
Daddy's Home!
A line used by one of the main characters in the TV series How I Met Your Mother" - Barney Stinson.
A line used by one of the main characters in the TV series How I Met Your Mother" - Barney Stinson.
*approaching a group of women*
You:DH!
They:What?
You:Daddy's home!
*getting slapped across the face and leaving*
or
*approaching a group of women*
You:DH!
They:What?
You:Daddy's home!
(later that night having sex with one or more of them)
You:DH!
They:What?
You:Daddy's home!
*getting slapped across the face and leaving*
or
*approaching a group of women*
You:DH!
They:What?
You:Daddy's home!
(later that night having sex with one or more of them)
by YeahMF August 15, 2010
DH, formally known as the "Daily Haley", is a term used to express illogical mistakes resulting from Pinterest Brain. DH is not contagious, however, it does affect people closely involved.
Tell Tale Symptoms of DH are as follows,
1. Repeated mishaps of similar nature with same end result
2. Inability to Learn in a structured environment
3. An inexplicable love of fashion and patterns that often effects speech patterns
4. Wearing scarves even in increasingly warm weather
If you feel that you are suffering from DH, please continue to do nothing. Nothing can be done to mend this condition.
Tell Tale Symptoms of DH are as follows,
1. Repeated mishaps of similar nature with same end result
2. Inability to Learn in a structured environment
3. An inexplicable love of fashion and patterns that often effects speech patterns
4. Wearing scarves even in increasingly warm weather
If you feel that you are suffering from DH, please continue to do nothing. Nothing can be done to mend this condition.
by Chelzeann June 02, 2014
by summercamp! October 23, 2011