derealization

A feeling caused by anxiety where places that should be familiar seem 'off' in some way. Derealisation (or derealization) extremely hard to describe to someone who has never experienced it before, although if you're here I imagine you're experiencing it right now. It's often described as like a veil has been put over you that dull all your senses and your surroundings, although personally I find it's like everything is too 'vivid'. It normally goes away completely by itself when whoever experiences when they stop thinking about it. See deperonalisation

"I'm experiencing derealization, but the worst part is that I had to put the american spelling"

by poopoo52 November 4, 2013

Dental Plan

You need one of these so you don't have to pay for braces.

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces!

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces!

by Overcast March 16, 2004

Dental vagina

Dental vagina is a term for a castrating woman and her way of demeaning males.

Juanita was an angry woman with a dental vagina.

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Dental Hygienist

The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.

A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.

by Casey X. March 17, 2009

dental work

Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."

by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

doc marten dental plan

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

by Alcore September 23, 2006