A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
by tightmoanzz August 26, 2008
- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.
- Is a dick. Enough said.
- Is a dick. Enough said.
Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.
Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
by BHSSucks2311 September 04, 2010
Bad, horrible even. This is a term you use on someone when they do something so outright stupid that you cannot use words to describe what they’ve done
1: “So, what did you do again?”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”
1: “What’s that in your hand?”
2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”
1: “What’s that in your hand?”
2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”
by Ya Boy Skeezy October 05, 2020
The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.
"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."
by gunafiveseven August 26, 2008
by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 07, 2011
-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet
-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them
-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them
by bob legg November 28, 2007
by colapowa August 26, 2008