delivery fries

when your friend asks you to pick up food for him, you can get yourself some fries and he has to pay for it. its like payment for delivering him his food

chip: sarina, thanks for picking up these hot wings. they're amazing
sarina: no chip. thank your for these delivery fries

by jay the matador October 14, 2009

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

freebirds delivery

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

delivery room

Synonymous with 'bathroom'. The place you go to deliver a food baby.

Taco Bell gave me a food baby miscarriage. Better bring a mop to your delivery room.

by chandizl January 8, 2009

special delivery

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

delivery miles

Any female who has only ever had sex with one man.

Tell me about your new girlfriend?

Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!

You lucky bastard!

by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016

Delivery Dance

Thirty one seconds of hell in which you're forced to watch animated Grubhub characters do a horrible dance with unfitting music that tries too hard to appeal to a younger audience.

The Grubhub Delivery Dance ad makes me want to vomit, but at least the memes are good.

by Ak!to January 13, 2021