A slang term used in the prostitution trade to describe a transsexual or transvestite hooker (who are often called "Transformers"), especially one who is so convincing as a woman that friends and clients do not believe she was once a man.
by HMB April 28, 2005
Get the decepticon mug.when your having sex with a woman in doggy and she says she doesn't want it up the butt so you put it in her pussy and then quickly put it in her butt. then you say you got "DECEPTICONED"
by mongaloid aka kumar August 7, 2010
Get the decepticon mug.An emoticon used to alter the emotional content of a message so that it appears to have a different meaning than the sender's actual intentions.
Often, a decepticon is used to "soften the blow" of bad news or to veil a threat.
Often, a decepticon is used to "soften the blow" of bad news or to veil a threat.
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Boss: "If you don't work harder, there might have to be another round of layoffs :)"
Employee: "Were you really smiling when you typed that, or was that smiley a decepticon?"
Boss: "If you don't work harder, there might have to be another round of layoffs :)"
Employee: "Were you really smiling when you typed that, or was that smiley a decepticon?"
by inspired_tmu September 30, 2011
Get the decepticon mug.At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.
My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.
by Chuck-B February 10, 2009
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(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
by Scott January 14, 2004
Get the decepticon mug.A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.
You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected.
"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"
"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"
by t0m0wnzj0084 December 9, 2008
Get the Decepticon mug.A homosexual individual (typically male), who presents or misrepresents himself as a heterosexual. This individual has the innate ability to avoid detection by a heterosexual individual's gaydar (a.k.a "stealthing it").
I always thought my roommate of five years was a real man's man. Turns out he actually was another man's man. I should have known he was a decepticon!
by Osama in yo' Mama November 14, 2009
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