dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

dead meat week

week before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

dead meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

Extremely Dead Meat

Someone who's truly in deep deep DEEP trouble with another person or group.

Wanda: You heard about that kid who founded the No Cussing Club enrolling in our high school?

Dex: Yea If he try to tell the upperclassmen or the other students not to cuss he's gonna be Extremely Dead Meat!!

by BruinKiller3469 June 30, 2009

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Dead Booty Meat Cheese

When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.

Dead booty meat cheese that girl wanted the ferocious ahh dih.

by Camgorge February 9, 2025