DDF

disposing digested food(s)
aka pooping

I have DDF.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 03, 2017

DDF

Dirty Dick Face

DDF is a look on the face similar to RBF but with an added rancid, un-groomed taste of a dirty, bitter possibly un-cut dick lingering on the taste buds.

by Stinky&TheJew December 07, 2019

ddf

"Drug and Disease Free." this is often found in online personals ads -- especially for casual sex.

"I am 24, 5'10", size 6, pretty, fun, non-smoker, social drinker, love to laugh. I'm looking for a man to play with. Age and weight are not important, just be taller than me, funny and DDF."

by Scooterams October 11, 2005

ddf

Acronym: Distant Distortion Factor
When a girl looks damn good farther away, but really is a skank whore up close.

aiken - Man, check out that girl.
tommy da cat - Dude, that's a guy.
aiken - shit, ddf

by tommy da cat October 22, 2002

/dDF

?S
sd
sd

/dDF

by 56574yhd February 20, 2020

ddf

DDF or "Ding Dong Fever": A condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.

by blah April 15, 2003

ddf

Don't do feelings

Msg: I like her but after my ex, I ddf.

by Partially Hopeless February 02, 2018