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D.I.A.L

Drown in a lake. Used as a dismissive statement, usually jokingly.

Typically used as "dial" but dial was already defined as something else =P

Coined by Garrett McCann of Bossier City, LA
Ethan: You suck at life!

Garrett: D.I.A.L., bro.
by Alastrann June 8, 2010
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S.A.L.A.D

Ben: What's the reason they are not paying their bill?
Leif: S.A.L.A.D
by LGEND_24 October 23, 2012
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d.a.f.l

D.A.F.L dumb ass fucking lyrics said like daffel
My friends and i made up a song with d.a.f.l
by iceekillz April 26, 2017
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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D.T.A.L.

acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.
"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia

Classic example of D.T.A.L.
by vee hilton December 14, 2008
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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020
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s.a.l.a.d.

after a week of school im feelin a little s.a.l.a.d. and just wanna fuck, not talk
by Phoenix Hades April 15, 2010
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