S.T.D.T.F.

A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.

See related topic: Jersey Shore

Dude, A: Nobody says that. And B: watch out, she's S.T.D.T.F.

by AllenHalas December 2, 2010

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t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

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D.T.F.A.B.

down to fuck a bitch ;)

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/

by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008

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D.T.F

It means "Down To Fortnite"

Hey bro are you D.T.F

Always bro

by YeBoiCheese September 24, 2020

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Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.

"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"

by fornk May 24, 2014

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