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D.I.T.O

living life to the fullest, and not knowing where you're gonna end up, but just having fun in the moment. anytime something goes wrong, you just say "DITO" to remove your worries. DITO means the things in life happen for a reason.
oh man, she got her feelings hurt again. sorry, its just D.I.T.O
by yournightmare_ July 27, 2021
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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A.B.D.I.T.A

A.B.D.I.T.A Stands for A Barbie Doll In The Ass
Damm bro i was soft untill she gave me an A.B.D.I.T.A, turned me on so much.
by Permenent_Placeholder December 17, 2020
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s k i b i d i t o i l e t

it means d e a t h from all that refuse to worship s k i b i d i t o i l e t
by SKIBIDIMAN123!!!TOILET November 8, 2023
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who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.
Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview
by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020
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T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).
Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W
by mwalker April 29, 2020
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Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't

A contraction for the phrase "You all would have, had I had not."
Did you all drink my Mountain Dew? Because I'm sure y'all'd've'd'i'dn't.
by The Dew Dude August 26, 2021
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