D.E.G.L

An acronym originating from Auburn, Al. D.E.G.L (Doesn't Ever Get Laid) or pronounced deagle represents someone who has been living a life of celibate chastity without any consent in society.

Dude just call him D.E.G.L its his nickname. Psssh, the kid never gets laid.

by hclaney May 13, 2009

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

A method used to attract women.

D- demonstrate value

E- engage physically

N- nurture dependence

N- neglect emotionally

I- inspire hope

S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method is a handy tool for seduction.

by Taggerty November 22, 2009

D.E.H.

An abbreviation for the hit musical Dear Evan Hansen

D.E.H. Are the first letters of the title of the musical Dear Evan Hansen, in case you haven't noticed.

Person a: I got tickets to go see D.E.H next weekend!
Person b: You are so lucky! I wish I could go see Dear Evan Hansen... :(

by debwardisachansey September 15, 2017

D.E.U.

A Defective End User.
An extremely common, and very frustrating issue in the I.T. industry.

Andy: "So I got a call about a Mr X's not being able to read his emails."
Kyle: "What was the issue?"
Andy "It was a D.E.U."

by MrJemson January 4, 2009

D/E Ratio

Drama to Earnings Ratio. The amount of personal or professional drama created by a customer, client or business partner divided by the earnings or prospective earnings generated from the relationship. Excessive and unnecessary drama in business relationships create an emotional tax on earnings that transcends the financial statements and negatively impacts all stakeholders in the organization, thus causing a high D/E Ratio.

We have an unbelievably high maintenance client client who calls the office five times a week and disrupts the entire office with special requests, personal problems, false accusations, and emotional outbursts. The fee we charge this client doesn't even come close to covering all the special handling and office distractions. We need to lower the D/E Ratio or dump the client.

by LeeC June 11, 2011

D + E should kiss day

It a day on June 17 where two people who's name start with either D or e should make-out- or kiss

D: "Its D + E should kiss day!"

E: "come here then"

D: "bet~"

by Lit user 331 May 25, 2022

D.E.T

Don't Even Trip. As in, Don't worry about it, or Don't freak out. It's OK.

(Your friend accidentally forgot their wallet, leaving you with the bill)

YOU: "Seriously D.E.T, it's alright."

by Brandon Mead September 10, 2007