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DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.
e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me D.A.D"
D.A.D by ghosn November 5, 2020
Dad is an acronym meaning dead and decomposing
Dude 1 : Broo , have you seen that tiktok Ive sent you

Dude 2 : yeah bro, got me D.A.D
D.A.D by joegh22 February 17, 2022
The term means: "Dumb Ass Dog." This refers to a dog that is getting on a person's nerves and because you refer to him as a "D.A.D." rather than calling him a dumbass, it remains a unsuspected, preferential acronym of choice. This slang was created by Bluford and Yogi from the Big V.A.. Rest in peace my people.
Hey Yogi boy ( dachshund hound ), you are one motherf@$*^# big D.A.D.!!! Yea, Yea, Yea!!!
D.A.D. by Shaqueezle G. November 9, 2005
A public safey radio operator. They are everywhere. They don't seem to have common sense!!

Cop: Can you check one by name and D.O.B.?
D.A.D.: Go ahead
Cop: Teresa Blow 01-10-1910
D.A.D.: Can you spell Teresa?
Cop: There are only two ways! Figure it out D.A.D.!!
D.A.D. by dolga January 14, 2010
D.A.D. stands for "Dumb Ass Day"

1. If you have encountered alot of dumb people through out the course of the day.

OR

2. If someone keeps doing things that are dumb through the day.
"Wow, I have seen alot of stupid people, it must be a D.A.D.!"

"You keep doing stupid things, your having a D.A.D.!"
D.A.D. by Howard Smith September 22, 2006
Acronym: Dried Anal Discharge

Sklitch when it's removed from the anal area. Sometimes the removal requires a chisel. see also sklitch
"My sklitch was itching so bad that I had to scrape it off. Now that we have some D.A.D.; wanna smoke it?"
D.A.D. by TheDogg April 18, 2006