Instead of answering emails and filling out her reports, Ali spent the day cybercrastinating on the internet.
by smeg brundle February 8, 2008
Get the cybercrastinating mug.A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.
The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.
It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.
It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.
The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.
It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.
It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.
judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.
prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.
symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
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prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.
symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.
by Serial Cybercriminal May 20, 2008
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To communicate electronically, with a screen or keyboard, in ways that are typical of the toxic and dehumanizing variety often found in internet threads through social media platforms.
Hey man you wouldn't believe it, I just cybercated with Kristen on Facebook and really got into it about politics! I think she hates me now.
by MrMikeDrop January 7, 2021
Get the Cybercate mug.This is the name used for the Chuck E Cheese animatronic characters that are made by Chuck E. Cheese.
They originated in the early 80s and look like big stuffed animals. All cyberamics have very similar mechanisms making it very easy to interchange and replace parts when necessary. The main 5 characters in the Chuck E. Cheese band only have 8 movements.
Company’s such as Animation World and Kentix have made cyberamics for Chuck E. Cheese basing it off the original designs with more modern improvements In the 90s.
There are other versions of the Chuck E. Cheese band not made by Chuck E. Cheese so they are not Cyberamics. For example the 3 stage and Studio C Shows
They originated in the early 80s and look like big stuffed animals. All cyberamics have very similar mechanisms making it very easy to interchange and replace parts when necessary. The main 5 characters in the Chuck E. Cheese band only have 8 movements.
Company’s such as Animation World and Kentix have made cyberamics for Chuck E. Cheese basing it off the original designs with more modern improvements In the 90s.
There are other versions of the Chuck E. Cheese band not made by Chuck E. Cheese so they are not Cyberamics. For example the 3 stage and Studio C Shows
by Bullfrogs Banjo April 7, 2023
Get the cyberamics mug.A cybergasm is an online orgasm. You see, the person cybegasming may or may not be orgasming in real life
*cybergasms*
by Erica Rae January 2, 2010
Get the cybergasm mug.Someone who seems smart online from their using various reference sites, but when you meet them in person they're dumb as a post.
Tracy was quoting the bible and Hamlet on face book so I thought she was on my level. When I met her it turned out she was only cybersmart.
by Dordiebob April 18, 2009
Get the Cybersmart mug.This is when you are so out of shape (because it happens more often) that when you play a game online with a buddy against 2 other guys and you are trying to get 1st so bad that your heart starts beating so fast and you start sweating and then you can't sleep for like an hour because you have too much adrenaline.
Man, the other day I got some good cybercise when me and my buddy played a 2v2 CTF on UT, the only problem was I couldn't sleep for like 2 hours afterwards!
by Nitaro02 February 10, 2005
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