Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"
"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
by Noodl3Ninja October 24, 2020
by Miros December 23, 2003
by IT WAS VASI October 30, 2007
by treeflamingo May 17, 2004
1. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.
2. The toys were also deficated upon because they were so STUPID.
3. I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. And he does not wear a shirt.
2. The toys were also deficated upon because they were so STUPID.
3. I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. And he does not wear a shirt.
by You Stole my Wristwatch August 08, 2004
The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.
by The BR September 27, 2006
Web infesting Wildlife creatures Grumous Vacuumus Acarina or Bloody Sucky ParaSites. Wildlife inlcudes Horses, Phish, Bugs, Worms and Virusees. The term is often used to include the related non-Clingon genus Avarice Probiscus or Greedy Nosy type (Spam/Scam/Spoof/Spy)
High SPF*Ware helps protect against CyberNeTics.
*(secure/private/fortified).
Surf the web unprotected and you'll end up with a CyberNeTic infestation like the Trouble with Tribbles.
*(secure/private/fortified).
Surf the web unprotected and you'll end up with a CyberNeTic infestation like the Trouble with Tribbles.
by BerlyMo February 11, 2012