pinkie cuzzin

Someone who is a mooch and or a problem causer related to sexual or financial situations.

I knew who did it! Pinkie cuzzin did it.

by Larry D. June 21, 2006

Cuzzinology

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.

Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!

by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017

Cuzzie

Another word for you friend, or your cousin.

1. Wazzup my cuzzie, how are you doing?

2. Hey, I haven't seen my cuzzie in a long time, he lives far away.

by Danny May 5, 2004

Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.

Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Cuzzied Up

Originally created by Joslyn Davis and Emile Ennis Jr. of Clevver News, the expression is a combination of "Cozied Up" and "Cuddled Up".

"Ryan posted the most adorable photo of him and Blake all cuzzied up by the fire."

by quesadillo April 18, 2019

Cuzzilicious

A thing to say to your homiesexual bro. Same thing as cuh, cuzzo, cuzard, etc. But it's gay asf

Homie1: Yo whats good mane? Just got a new girl!
Homie2: Bros before hoes, you tryna suck my willy Cuzzilicious

by Throat_goat420 May 12, 2023

Cuzziload

The maximum amount of people that a Jacuzzi can hold. A Cuzziload varies based on the size of a Jacuzzi. The sizes of various Cuzzis are taken into account when determining a Cuzziload Conversion formula for comparing multiple Cuzzis. Cuzziload calculations are a component of the study of Cuzzinology. Students must take a Cuzziload Examination as one of their requirements to graduate.

Guy 1: Yo whats the Cuzziload for this Cuzzi?

Guy 2: 25 people. Yo I know how to do it. I took a Cuzzinology class on it.

Girl 1: The Cuzziload at the other place was only 10! This is way better!

Guy 2: Yea but there is a Cuzzi at this Crystal Lagoon with a Cuzziload of 100 people.

Guy 1: Thats a Cuzziload?!

Guy 2: More like 10 Cuzziloads!!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017