cutler

n. That which is inherently ridiculous. v. To cutler; to behave in a surreal manner.

I climbed into my friends bedroom at four in the morning wearing deelyboppers, a nappy and a three-foot long cross pendant, and proceeded to slap him about the face with a fresh trout while jigging and shouting "Orinoco!". I therefore CUTLERED my friend.

by Jim Flam Flum July 15, 2008

Cutler

Abbreviation of "couple of" - definition has expanded to refer to anything of more than one unit. Founded and promoted by The Chapman.

Now we know there is 10 people going to the party. Lets order a CUTLER taxis in a CUTLER hours time.

by Daniel "The Cutler" Chapman February 1, 2009

Cutler

Loves dogs and cats. Likes monster trucks, and has a taste in bigger women.

Hey cutler where did you find your woman the football team?

by Judychop6.8 January 29, 2019

Cutler

Certified autist who molests terminally ill children.

That creep over there is such a Cutler

by Hugoboss420 June 26, 2019

Cutler

Certified autist who molests terminally ill children for pleasure

Jimmy Saville was a bit of a cutler, just a bit less autistic

by Hugoboss420 June 26, 2019

Cutler

This 'slang' is often used toward:

-Someone housing multiple dissorders that it is remarkable the person can even function, never mind attempting anything close to normality.

-Someone who has thin family ties; probable a father figure is not/was not retainable.

-Someone who self harms for any escuse that classifies as 'invalid' and\or 'infadel'.

-Someone who does not obtain consistancy or morals or any shape or form.

-Someone with no 'grey areas'.

-Someone selfish to the extreme level; handing out selflesness as a 'reward' for aposing selflesness.

-Someone probable to being a follower of Jesus or attempting to meet religious 'requirements'.

-Someone with a high probability of being/formaly being sexualy harassed or creating fictional traumatic insidences.

-Someone housing extreme vanity; destructive.

*If you know a person who relates to majority Defined, then it is now exclusive; you know a 'Cutler'.*

"That's so Cutler."
"We should just start calling you Cutler."
"God, I can't stand how Cutler you are being."
"Cutler, hmmf."
"I don't asociate with Cutlers."ect.

by AvengefulRover February 3, 2010

Cutler

A Cutler is to awake in the morning with unreasonably scruffy hair. It is most notable toward the back of the head as people that suffer from the Cutler are prone to having very little hair at the front.

Symptons of waking with a Cutler often include laughing at ones own impressions and being overly fascinated with the scent of cinnamon.

John: Man, you look like you slept in a hedge last night!!

Steve: I know, I've got a right Cutler going on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Lord 'Ave Mercy. Ha ha ha ha

by Ah Seoul October 26, 2010