turtle curtle

1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle

" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"

by Strany May 28, 2006

curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).

When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.

by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

Curtle

A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...

Holy freakin shit - curtle!
Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!

by Mr. Dierickx October 20, 2008

Tom Curley

while doing a girl in the ass there is some anal leakage and it gets stuck in your pubic hairs

Dude! I was doin large marge up the ass last night and she had a bad case of the shits and gave me one nasty tom curley.

by UDman05 May 6, 2009

curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Curtney

a really kind and sweet asian girl that will take your heart away in secconds if you arent carefull, a great friend to have and an even better girlfriend.
but be carefull she can be a bit kinky at times
also most likely short

Alex: damn i met this girl named Curtney the other day she was really sweet and i think im in love
Person B: damn lucky you i want one of those
Alex: well you cant back off.... bitch boy

by YourGodB0wToMe May 3, 2021