curb your dog

"Curb Your Dog" signs are often found in cities and in suburban areas where people live. These signs are gentle reminders to dog walkers to have their dogs do their natural excretory business ( ie #1/ urine and #2/bowl movements of all textures) at the curb- the physical interface between the sidewalk and street such that remnants of the dog's activities do not impact pedestrians. Although there seems to be some confusion online about the technical and legal meaning of this idea, as with most things, the simple, literal one makes most sense and is most likely to create the most good will. The best way for a dog owner to minimize negative impacts on the general community is to bring their dog to the curb, or better yet the street, so that fewer pedestrians will have to negotiate the urine puddles and and excrement smears. Even dog excrement that has been attempted to be removed by diligent owners (which is appreciated), it is often not completely removed (granted it'd take a scrubbing), and thus contributes to unnecessary yukiness on many sidewalks. Especially since curbing a dog is such a practical way towards minimizing this urban concern, curbing dogs to the curb is a win win approach. Dog lovers and dog owners love good neighbors.
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Curb your dog

Curb your dog means your dog must be under your control and must defecate and urinate in the street and not on your neighbor's sidewalk, lawn or property, i.e, walk the dog between the curbs. This is the law in many large cities and it is common to see signs indicating dog owners must curb their dog. The phrase ‘Curb Your Dog’ originated in the 1930’s in New York City. It means that owners cannot allow their pets to soil buildings, nor can a dog make a nuisance of himself on the grass of the parkway or on the sidewalk." ‘Please Curb your Dog’ means ‘Don’t let your dog do its business on the sidewalk. Let your dog do it in the road’.
Please curb your dog and keep him off my lawn, it's the law.
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curb your enthusiasm

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"
curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.
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curb your bitch

A phrase that will be spoken to a person/group of people if thier friend/partner/spouse is talking/causing shit. This is the equivelant to a final chance or final warning before the person/group of people will retaliate with as much or more shit. This could also lead to violence.

This is normally directed towards women

Also can be curb the bitchcurb the bitch
I would curb your bitch before she gets herself in trouble
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Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb your enthusiasm and Arrested Developement > Malcolm in the Middle > Adult Swim > The OC > Degrassi > Oprah > American Idol > 7th Heaven > My home videos


I have really got to stop watching television...
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Curb Your Dog

Adam: I think Jessica is so annoying

Dave: yo curb Your dog Jessica is autistic
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curb your enthusiasm

The best show on television. Many people beleive that if you are not Jewish, you wont get it. That aint true. Hilarious show! Gotta love Larry David.
Curb Your enthusiasm is the best show on television

Ah, Jesus is using the nail from the passion of the christ to put up a mezuzah.
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