Cup-O-Noob

Those instant noodles you eat when nobody makes food especially because it only takes two minutes and its great taste

Man! nobody made any fucking food so I had to resort to Cup-O-Noob to survive

by LasPlagas December 2, 2009

CupOfTeam

A channel on YouTube where the duo Benedict Townsend and Adam Wandsowrth make comedic videos. They live in England, have amazing accents and are rather hot!

Person 1: Did you see that CupOfTeam video?
Person 2: Yeah, it was hilarious
Person 1: I want to marry someone like Adam or Ben, their accents are amazing

by maysbrightstar August 5, 2011

cup o joe

a cup of coffe not beer as some people think

hey pour me a cup o joe.

by Laura January 16, 2004

[cup o shit]

An example of really bad tasting food in a cup

dan: man look at the crap in that cup.

me: it looks like a cup o shit to me.

by urbanwordmaker November 2, 2008

cup o joe

n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?

Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe

by StuckInAucks October 3, 2007

cup o nails

a container full of roofing nails, generously distributed on some bastards driveway who has wronged you somehow in the art od road etiquette.

"that fucker cut me off so I follwed him and found where he lives. This morning, I filled my empty coffee cup with a handfull of 1 1/4" roofin nails and flung it in his drive.Hope he enjoys a hot, cup o nails!

by kit-n-kaboodle August 31, 2006

Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.

After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.

by robomo January 10, 2011