cupidity

Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.

"Did you see that tattoo Jim got?"
"You mean the one of his girlfriend's puppy?"
"Yeah. What an act of cupidity.

by Kernel Poppa February 12, 2007

cupid

Cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.

Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.

by falconSX April 9, 2003

cupid

to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute

When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.

A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.

by RichmondGirl09 January 25, 2009

cupidity

Lustful desire.

Derives from the name of the Roman god, Cupid (Eros), who was the god of desire and lust.

"That boys full of cupidity."

by queen.padme.amidala September 5, 2008

Cupidity

the attempted act of setting up two potential friends as lovers, despite the absolute insanity of the idea.

Although she promised she would never do it again, the latest victims of her cupidity we recently seen hitting each other with chairs on an episode of Jerry Springer.

by larrylicious May 5, 2010

cupiding

The act of standing on top of the toilet tank or any other high surface in a bathroom if the tank is not accessible and aiming downwards to the bowl. Let your stream flow. You're now cupiding.

I tried cupiding in my hotel room bathroom but ended up pissing all over the floor.

by skeezyjet March 10, 2018

cupidity

behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgement involving who you love

i couldnt believe my cupidity with that girl the other night

by leedleleed July 2, 2014