cuper

A combination of cute and super. Reserved for those few individuals who happen to possess both of these real qualities at once.

That Susan, she sure is cuper.

by mix master p January 18, 2005

cupertino rainbow

Cupertino Rainbow is a term that originated in the porn industry,used to describe the sexual practice of smearing dyed or colored fecal matter on the back of one's partner by application of the penis used as a "paintbrush" following anal sex. The coloring of the fecal matter is achieved by the insertion of small colored wax pellets or "rainbow drops" into the rectum prior to initiating the sex act. Once the pellets melt the colored fecal matter can be applied via fingers or penis. Some enthusiasts or "rainbow chasers" photograph the results of the act for display as art. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape "Some Whore Under the Rainbow

"she was pretty open minded , but would never allow me to try the cupertino rainbow with her"

by DMZ1978 May 24, 2008

Cupertino

Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.

"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"

by Happyallthetime May 24, 2014

cupertino

The land of the non-Ghetto where kindergardeners run with 40 GIG iPods, elemetary schoolers compare helicopters and high schoolers don't have enough money for lunch.

"That's all? A voice activated locker? Check out my new Boeing 747!"

by Bob Ewell (I wish i lived in cupurrtino) February 10, 2005

cupertino

Cu·per·ti·no

1. A city of western California west of San Jose. It has an electronics industry. Population: 40,263.
2. A bubble full of sheltered kids
3. Often hang outs are Starbucks, Santa Clara Billiards, or Tapioca Express.
4. Three main rules:
a. Don't fuck with asian people
b. Don't fuck with the o.g.'s
c. Don't fuck with the asian o.g.'s
5. A gram of weed is $10-15
6. Lynbrook HS, Monta Vista HS, Cupertino HS, Homestead HS, Fremont HS
7. Keep peace

guy a: where you from man?
guy b: cupertino
guy a: where the fuck is that
guy b: my surburb ghetto.

by mwhaha May 18, 2005

cupert

To constantly beat the shit out ya mrs for not getting her bazongas out.

Reuben Armstrong cuperts his girlfriend everyday. She is soon to die.

by RoadToDeek August 7, 2023

Cupertino Steamer

when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.

Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.

Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!

by atontonamous September 9, 2009