cuntyflaps

an exclamation of pure surprise or a term said to induce frantic laughter.

John - 'Oh, FUCKING CUNTYFLAPS!'
Jim - 'Ahahahhahahahahahha .... hahahhahahahahahahhahaha... hahhahahahahaha *sigh* hah.'

by Simon the horny pirate. December 1, 2007

cuntfull

A small amount. Not much. Very little.

Beddy :- Nar then cocky, what's up?
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)

by swineyvee October 11, 2006

Cuntyflumps

1) noun; descriptive of the two respective sides of a particularly fleshy female pubic mound.

2. noun; affectionate reference to one who is generally endearing but still deserving of the occasional insult.

1) 'She didn't take the job at the strip club because she was embarrassed about her massive cuntyflumps.'

2) 'He's a nice bloke, but a bit of a cuntyflump.'

by Fleckers167 March 6, 2011

cuntyfluff

Cuntyfluff is a product typically created from fake synthetic pink fluff to cover the everyday pubic area of a person.

Person 1: OMG!! I love your new Cuntyfluff where did you get it from?
Person 2: I ordered it online, here try it and if you like it I'll get your one.

Person 1: OMG I love it but I think I need the next size up.

by @m&rforever November 24, 2019

Cuntful

A formal, adjective version of the slang term 'Cunt'; to be a cunt

"I do say, sir, you're being rather cuntful aren't you"

by BlufireTD November 23, 2020