Cuntsplain

To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.

"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.

"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.

by AoC September 30, 2016

Cuntsplainer

Cuntsplainer

(Noun)

A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.

Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW

She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.

by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntslush

That white creamy glistening gob of goo oozing from a woman's cunt after a good FUCKING or GANGBANG

Bro did you hear Roger had to buy a new mattress? Really, how come, because he let his friends come over and fuck his wife and all that cuntslush that came outta that whores PUSSY ruined that shit forever!

by BigPapi024 April 23, 2017

Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.

I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”

by Axolotl June 10, 2018

cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.

That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.

by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007

Cuntlashed

A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.

Completely pissed. Wasted. Out of it. Spangled. Ruddled.

Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'

by PJ_Bukem w/G dog September 1, 2006

Dr.CumSplash

When a droplet of semen mixes with Jamaica and England. Usually appears in damp and lonely places along with his Asian familiar

Dr.CumSplash licked my bussy

by Spoopa October 19, 2021