Cuntsplaining

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

by Lancelot123mn May 21, 2019

chatspeak

Slang and misspelled words that are commonly used on IM.

lyke omgzz hai grrlfren!!!1!1!1one ohemgee lyke eye saw diz grrl upp 2 da m@ll n she wuz lyke omgzzz u suk n i wuz lyke waaaa!!! :'( Will g2g l8rr!!!1!!1 oxox

by *Rae July 4, 2005

cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

Cuntsplain

(V.) When someone usually of female gender and distasteful disposition tries to justify some type of ill refuted, abominable, alarming, appalling, atrocious, deplorable, depressing, dire, disgusting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, grody, gross, gruesome, grungy, harrowing, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, nasty, offensive, raunchy, repulsive, shocking, stinking, synthetic, tough, ugly, unpleasant, unsightly action or behavior or oversight or mistake by downplaying their own role as the main contributor of the entailed situation.

While at the Benghazi hearing, Hillary made a feeble attempt at cuntsplaining the whole situation as nothing more than a mere misunderstanding.

by Buildingsea$ May 15, 2016

chatspeak

Hell on the internet.

A disgrace to grammar.

See annoying.

Person 1: omg ur meen u duma$$ lol

Person 2: And you're stupid. :)

Person 1: lol dnt b dum im betr dan u

Person 2: -lets out a long, drawn-out sigh- I hate chatspeak.

by Bleak September 26, 2005

Chatspeak

...Well, it's not English, I can tell ya that.

12jhsefwe ghewkhtjk? OMFG ROFL dslfh7 hska--9 hasfjh fsjlsehr!!!

-brb <3

by Tianto November 24, 2004

chatspeak

Considered by many to be a disgrace to the English language yet by others, a convenient way of symplifying sentences. A method of shortening words devised by countless web- surfers. Chatspeak is a whole language in itself, and new terms are constantly being added to it. Often, symbols are used in chatspeak. (!@#$%^&*... etc.) Is proven to degrade a person's English use and be a complete waste of time.

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SYNONYMS: MSN-speak/ AIM-speak/ Chatroom- abbreviations
ANTONYMS: Correct English Grammar
RELATED WORDS: look at synonyms
COMMON MISPELLINGS: Chtspk

CHATSPEAK-USER: Yo Yo Yo Lyk, O/\/\G the 0T|-|3R d@y I woz lyk pwning these /\/00Bs. LMFAO. I s3d u suX & u shud go 2 h3LL & di. ROFL.

NORMAL-PERSON: What are you saying? Repeat that in English please.

CHATSPEAK-USER: O/\/\G th@t IS N-glISH. R U, lyk fR3/\/(H dOOd?

NORMAL-PERSON: Well I have to go. I'll talk to you later - not!

by Hermione December 28, 2005