cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006

Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008

Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

cuntster

A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect

That Michael Gove, he's a real cuntster, and to think, they run the Country

by centurionsect March 7, 2018

cuntbuster

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.

"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."

by living_legend August 1, 2008

Cuntbuster

An extraordinarily large penis. A term usually used to add color to an expression of surprise.

OMG, look at the cuntbuster on that guy!

by Mike Tyrikos June 24, 2006

Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol September 7, 2008