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Cuntfusing

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused
"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "
by Cuntator May 31, 2016
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cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.
I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.
by Leah October 19, 2003
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cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.
"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.
by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016
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cuntfused

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.
fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"
by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008
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cuntfused

You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.

You, yourself just may be the Cunt.
Cuntfused.
by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013
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cuntfused

When you are angry and confused at the same time. People tend to say 'cunt' when angry and im confused when confused. CUNTFUSED WAS BORN
Oh damn! I'm so cuntfused! 0_o
by TANKRodeo211 July 21, 2011
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Cuntfusion

1- A made up word derived from confusion.
2- A way to simplify the meaning of a being bullied down by a female figure with the purpose of teaching.
Me- do you think cuntfusion will transform the attitude of anyone.
you- trust we learn even my dog seems to be less aggressive.
Me- hahaha true that instead growing confidence it fired back on me.
You- hahaha being cuntfused is better than feeling confused to much misunderstanding all around.
by OD CUB EYE OS YOUR IAS January 19, 2020
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