Cuntfusing

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused

"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "

by Cuntator May 31, 2016

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.

"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.

by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016

cuntfused

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.

fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

cuntfused

You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.

You, yourself just may be the Cunt.

Cuntfused.

by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013

cuntfused

When you are angry and confused at the same time. People tend to say 'cunt' when angry and im confused when confused. CUNTFUSED WAS BORN

Oh damn! I'm so cuntfused! 0_o

by TANKRodeo211 July 21, 2011

cuntfused

when you’re so aggressively confused, the extra level of anger.

i thought 63s had breakfast, i’m so cuntfused.

are you feeling cuntfused right now? because i know i am.

by pdam September 25, 2022