cuntfart

the sounds to describe the air coming out of yourvgina while getting your brains fucked out

he bent me over so hard i had to cunt fart

by annemarie January 17, 2003

Cunt Farm Subsidies

Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.

I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011

Cunt Farm Aid

An otherwise all-female party or event at which either Willie Nelson or John Cougar Mellencamp is the only man in attendance.

Willie Nelson must have had fun at Cunt Farm Aid last night. He was surrounded by so many lovely ladies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 20, 2011

cuntfart

The sound and smell of a fish after it is caught and brought onboard of a boat, then burps.

Greg was shocked when the tuna on his line performed a cuntfart

by Greg December 26, 2003

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.

Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.

Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011

cuntfart

Thats when it comes from Her Pussy and not your Ass

Thats the last thing guys want on Valentines Day, Cuntfarts

by adam5150 September 4, 2005

cuntfart

During sex with a huge penis, air is trapped in the pussy. it has to be farted out.

my 12inch dong was so big it left air in her

by Steevo March 30, 2003