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Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.
"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."
by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020
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Cuntster

This is one that is quite similar to the Cuntski but in this case she does not take ownership of being one. Although she realizes that she is difficult she could never fathom that she is in fact a Cuntster. This is the one often times that will even ask the question; Why is that girl such a bitch to me !?
My boss is such a misserable bitch, it's like she always has a stick rammed right up her fat ass.

Yeah, she sounds like a real Cuntster !
by JimmyD442 January 5, 2012
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cuntster

A hipster that listens to country music who wears tight pants and a cowboy hat, most commonly found in Austin Texas.
We went to a bar on East Sixth St last night and the bar was full of cuntsters!
by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015
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Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.
"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."
by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020
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Oliver Cuntster

Somebody who is both a cuntster and a trickster in the highest degree. Half slutty and half tricky, the Oliver Cuntster enjoys playing pranks and sleeping with guys
Person 1:Hey did you hear about Dave yesterday, he slept with Andrew after covering him in whipped cream.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.
by Takyo October 6, 2019
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Cuntterfly

A beautiful girl who use to be sweet but is now a cunt.
Man 1: Ah man, Tory use to give me blow jobs every night! Now it's once a month!
Man 2: What the fuck happened bro?
Man 1: Nuttin yo, bitch just turned into a cuntterfly for some reason!
Man 2: Dude, I'm so sorry.
by Tiana87 May 17, 2011
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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