Cuntbagger

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

Bacon Cunt Burger

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.

by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012