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Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.
"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"
by Darren July 4, 2004
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cuntchops

a very loud person,who doesnt know anything about life
by terry nash July 16, 2003
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Cuntchop

A person who you find so absolutley revolting and so chronicly annoying that you want to label them a cunt but are prevented from doing so because said person is that much of a pathetic lowlife and scumbag they don't quite deserve to be labelled a whole Cunt but rather a smaller portion of Cunt Ie: a Cuntchop.
girl: that Guy Gavin is so trampy and neglectful to his son you know?

Friend: and he is so ungreatful never even thanked me

girl: he is such a Cuntchop!!
by critic-royal November 26, 2009
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Any type of meat that shares a similar taste, consistancy, and scent of a pussy.

How it came to be:
Upon ordering a chicken caesar salad once, I took my first bite and realized something tasted very familar, but not like chicken. I then immediately associated it with pussy. Not only did it taste like it, but it had labial consistancy, that is, a labial feeling on my tongue, and upon a quick inhale through my nose, the scent of a washed pussy.

I dubbed the chicken - Cuntchops.
Man, I went to the Cheesecake Factory last night and I swore I was eating cuntchops!

I'm not a big fan of cuntchops... It reminds me too much of my ex.
by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005
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cuntichops

For an individual to unwittingly countenance a frown or look of overall disdain that although not seemingly apparent to themselves, is plainly obvious to others around them and evident that the bearer is best avoided until the blackness of mood has passed, together with the potential consequences.
Andy's in a right mood today; he's got that cuntichops look about him. Best to fuck offski tout de suite if you don't want an arse kicking because he's out to whoop somebody's bottie big time stylie..
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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Cuntychops

When a humans face turns mild pink due to the great steaming whopper they have just told.
by Masters of the universe January 3, 2004
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Cuntychops

The British nickname for Elon Musk. It is a term of endearment, they say, and is so well known that Elon Musk has signed a letter of approval to UK prime minister Sir Keir Starmer with the term "Mister Tesla Cuntychops" congratulating him and the Health Minister Lord Wesley Streeting of Ilford for their law banning the use of puberty blockers on all humans under 18. "Chops" refers to Musk's notable facial features that are so cute most people in the British Isles (including the Republic of Ireland) would want to tug playfully at his cheeks like their dad did to them when they were children (similar to how cats might carry their very young kittens in their mouths). The term "cuntychops" is exclusively used, in the realm of X/SpaceX/Tesla, to refer to Elon Musk. It can only be otherwise used to refer to males.
"Have you used X, formerly Twitter, lately, since it was bought by Old Cuntychops? It's much more fun now since Grok was integrated and is no longer exclusively full of woke nonsense. Hurrah for Cuntychops, I really want to give him a tug"
by cuntychopsfanclub December 14, 2024
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