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Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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Conjour

Conjour, is a plastic coating or plastic container around cables.
Spud how's that cable looking?

It's sound you've just took the conjour off it
by Inspector hector June 30, 2017
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cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
by Azzylum July 22, 2008
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Cumjob

A sex act; After a cumslut takes a load in the mouth and immediately uses it as lubricant for another blowjob

Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”
Kirsten scott has the best cumjob scene for spermmania!

After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob
by CCS Enthusiast November 22, 2021
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cuntold

The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.
The wife learned how to please her husband by watching a cuntold satiate him
by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007
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Cunnjo

An extremely religious, mythological, red-haired monster. Originating from a rare triple cross breed between a leprechaun female, Sasquatch, and an orangutan with down syndrome. Quick to anger, impossible to pacify. Few Cunnjos have ever been spotted, and there have been no survivors that have been in contact. Primary diet of green beans, carrots, and small children. Known to be in its scariest form upon immediate awakening. Emits a distinct odor, similar to that of beer farts.
"Did you fart? That smells horrendous."
"No, there must be a Cunnjo around here somewhere."
by The Real Flandas August 22, 2011
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cuntociraptor

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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