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Cumstacking

Use of ancient wisdom, herbs, chemicals, any means necessary to build monstrous quantities of ejaculate ( cum ) to blam all up in, or spackle onto, a partner.
I was cumstacking for a week and when I spackled my gift on her, she wept in gratitude.
by Blamupinit April 17, 2019
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Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
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cumstachio

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010
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cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.
John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.
by Knifo August 25, 2011
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cumstickle

When the male cums over his own testicles while watching big women having sex with balloons and icecream.
Oh daaayuumm, I had the best cumstickle when my mom was in the room.
by Hemmin January 16, 2009
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Cumstache

A mustache of cum after one tries to swallow.
"Man she blew me and got a big ol' cumstache!"
by JCbaybee March 31, 2010
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Cumstache

residue from oral sex around your lips.
I got grossed out i saw an old man with a cumstache
by matt + ed March 4, 2004
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