Cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly massive load in the past tense.

I cumpt all over Jacob's face yesterday

by trixsta587 July 20, 2010

cumstation

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.

Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?

by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008

Cumsequence

When a man leaves semen somewhere as a punishment on another person.

She was being mean to him so he left her a cumsequence in her pocket. Was she angry!

by Jennifer R May 31, 2005

Cumstack

When people talk/debate extensively without an end decision and/or action, for example Tony, Nino, and Buddha...however it's not the same without Donnie.

Donnie used to cumstack, Sadge.

by DonnieUsedTo May 3, 2021

Cumstroke

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.

Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah

by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

Cumstone

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^

by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

cmsts

an abrivation of cry myself to sleep

i can't remember her number cmsts

by whatwhatwhatwha September 15, 2017